Nope, it's just Colton Dixon -- don't touch his hair -- singing "Piano Man" while playing a fabulous red piano.

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Locals take that primacy for granted: Mr. Joel was preceded by Allen Toussaint, the New Orleans piano man, singer-songwriter and hitmaker.

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The Piano Man wins a whole lot of points with me for making big business decisions just to spite some random journalist.

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The story was compared to that of the "Piano Man, " who was found wandering near a beach on the isle of Sheppey, Kent, in southern England in 2005.

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The story has been compared to the "Piano Man, " who was found wandering aimlessly near a beach on the isle of Sheppey, Kent, in southern England in 2005.

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Each Bechstein grand piano takes up to 500 man-hours to build over the course of a year.

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The man could not play the piano as well as initially reported, the newspaper said.

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We used to have a doorman downstairs and every time there was a visitor to the building he would complain about me - the noisy young man on the third floor always bashing his piano.

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