Circulating everywhere are professional crewmen and women-nearly all of whom seem to have blond hair, flawless physiques and charming New Zealand accents.
In Mr. Drillot's relentlessly harsh lighting, Mr. Lagerfeld's dirndl-waisted skirts (think frumpy gym-class uniforms) and thin tops made both the men's and women's physiques look lumpy.
The same rugged mountains that imbue the Santo Tomasans with their sturdy physiques and penchant for hitting each other also separate the town from the rest of the country.