Why am I asking all these people questions instead of building my innovation, making it perfect, and teaching people how to benefit from it?

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Instead, the near perfect separation between research and teaching causes their courses to largely rely on dangerously simplified generalizations of popular insights, at a time that the corporate pitfalls that rocked our economies over the recent past epitomize a clear need for more sound management in favor of popular fads.

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"Effective teaching and learning cannot take place against a constant background of disruptive behaviour by pupils, " said Mr Perfect.

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