The best you'll be able to do is hang on to a light pole, and while you're hanging on, the fire ants from all the mounds -- of which there is two peryard on average -- will clamber up that same pole.
But Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis effectively shut down wide receiver Reggie Wayne, holding him to one reception for one lonely yard, and the Colts averaged just 3.4 yards per rush against the Jets' stout defensive line.