Or you might find a peanut-butter fetishist who has an unholy obsession with Beyonce and melon puns.
But she returned a decade later in peanut-butter commercials that played off her wholesome domesticity: "It's hard to beat Skippy!"
In the U.S., a dozen or so shellers act as middlemen between farmers and end users like peanut-butter and candy makers including J.
New products from Smucker focus on the convenience-oriented "dashboard diners, " like a grilled cheese sandwich or a packaged peanut-butter-and-jelly on crustless bread to be munched on the run.
He stopped using jelly on his peanut-butter biscuits to decrease sugar content and started making a blander veal stock for some dishes, including Rover Easy, which has scrambled eggs with applewood smoked bacon bits.
We picked out a range of flavors, including the "grasshopper" (chocolate cake filled with fudge and topped with mint cream-cheese frosting, cake crumbs, chocolate chips and a buttercream rosette) and the "Elvis" (vanilla cake filled and frosted with banana-cream-cheese icing, with a swirl of peanut butter and peanut-butter chips).
According to the FDA, peanut butter sold in jars -- including Kroger-brand peanut butter -- is not involved in the salmonella investigation.
As for eating, try to consume around three or four meals a day and two snacks--bananas and peanut butter work well--and never go more than four hours without sustenance, says Loehr.
She predicts gourmet grilled cheese and grown-up peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as the next middle-class fixation.
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They then place the kernels between two rocks, grinding them into a brown, peanut butter-like paste.
Acheson emphasized that unlike the recent case of salmonella-tainted peanut butter, this recall was not prompted by an sickness outbreak, saying the decision was a "proactive" move.
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There are recipes for no-bake peanut butter and jelly pie, instructions on how to create homemade headbands in less than five minutes, and plenty of iPhone app and accessory round-ups.
Eric Atkinson lives a sweet life making Chick-O-Sticks, peanut butter bars, Long Boys and other treats.
"It used to be a case of 'spreading the peanut butter' - setting the same goals across the board, " she said.
American Airlines and any other company that can't fulfill its core mission on a regular basis, whether it's safe and efficient airline travel or safe peanut butter or cynanide-free Tylenol, may not be long for this world.
Hormel chairman Jeffrey Ettinger said that in the US, peanut butter was the second-most popular sandwich ingredient after ham, and added that Skippy would help Hormel "to grow our branded presence in the centre of the store with a non-meat protein product".
That's because Brad Garlinghouse--the senior vice president who penned last year's infamous Peanut Butter Manifesto, a treatise on everything wrong at the Web portal--has left.
But whereas the tofu is the least successful dish of the night (the chicory that comes with it tastes unfortunately like muddy peanut butter), the gluten-free dessert is a triumph.
In February, Kroger was among retailers that recalled peanut products tied to the Peanut Corporation of America, a Virginia-based company accused by the FDA of knowingly selling peanut butter and peanut paste that was contaminated with salmonella.
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In the 1970s, she made commercials for Skippy peanut butter, appearing with her real-life children.
Brands containing sterols include Promise Activ butter substitute (Unilever), Minute Maid Heart Health Orange Juice (Coca-Cola) and Smart Balance Peanut Butter (GFA Brands).
They leave peanut butter, even the unhomogenized, non-Jif-like pastes, in the dust.
Jif gives the company--which already dominates the jams and jellies category with a 41% share-- a leading 38% of the peanut butter market.
Kids can choose the Peter Rabbit tea, with bunny-shaped sugar cookies, hot chocolate and peanut butter and jelly tea sandwiches.
Cook and Binoche -- that's like a Camembert and peanut butter sandwich.
"This was not an accident, " said Peter Hurley, a Portland, Oregon, police officer whose 3-year-old son was sickened by salmonella after eating his favorite peanut butter crackers.
"I've tried the alternatives but they're just not the same, so I've had to have jam or peanut butter on my toast, " consumer Robyn Lonergan told Agence-France Presse news agency.
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New York (CNN) -- Things a 7-year-old boy expects Mom to put in his backpack: A peanut butter sandwich.
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