He plays, ever so lustily, Mad-Eye Moody, Hogwarts' latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, who wears an eye patch with an eerily roving eye set into the patch.

WSJ: Phoenix Is on the Money as Johnny Cash

So I will get a call from the French BizSpark lead, or the German BizSpark lead, or Israeli or U.S., to support a startup from their patch looking to set up in the UK and I will assist where I can.

FORBES: Microsoft BizSpark's Queen of Startups Banks on a Global Edge

You can review the full set of patch notes here.

FORBES: A Look at Post-Patch 'Aliens: Colonial Marines'

Yet a Patch spokeswoman says AOL is actually set to save money on the move.

FORBES: Patch's Palace: AOL Venture's New Office Has Its Own Pub

The absorbing story, set in a desolate patch of the Mississippi Delta in wintertime, begins obliquely, as a man is found dead, a suicide, in his modest home.

NEWYORKER: Ballast

The Cadillac XTS and ATS are set to score the update, but there's still no exact date penciled in for the patch's arrival.

ENGADGET: Cadillac to update CUE infotainment system for improved responsiveness