When the IRS was finally forced to turn over the papers, they were so heavily censored as to be useless.

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When she finally comes home around 5:30pm or 6:00pm, there are often papers to grade, parent calls to make, lesson plans to write, or other required (if not always important) tasks.

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Italian papers see the guilty verdict handed down to the former prime minister in Milan on Friday as having finally brought the Berlusconi era in Italian politics to an end.

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Finally, the red category is reserved for iPhones that provide little function beyond holding down a stack of papers or propping open your door.

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