Earlier this week members of LulzSec and the larger hacker group Anonymous defaced the website of the News Corp-owned paper The Sun in retaliation for the phone-hacking and cover up that took place at its sister paper, the now-defunct News Of The World.

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The paper comes in a wrap-around cover which shows the couple driving from Buckingham Palace to Clarence House in Prince Charles' Aston Martin, describing it as "one of many such small moments that revealed a new brand of royalty".

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Before this news broke and in an apparent cover-up, she told the paper that her then-husband had been the father.

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The company, which makes screens for Apple's iPad and iPhone, needs to shore up cash to roll over as much as 360bn yen of short-term commercial paper and will need another 200bn yen to cover a maturing convertible bond in September 2013.

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Of course, while some of the people whose by-line appears on the front cover really do put pen to paper, it would be naive to imagine they all have either the time or talent.

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Distressed and defaulted paper, however, continued to knock the cover off the ball as credit opportunity investors sought out wide-margin opportunity.

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