And all my goyim friends get some pretty sweet gifts, like snowboards, cell phones, paintballs guns, and iPods.

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But we might already have a way to stop it with a common item you can find in any sporting goods store: paintballs.

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After gathering precise measurements of the rotation and velocity of an incoming asteroid, two large clouds of white paintballs would be shot at the asteroid from a nearby spaceship.

FORBES: An Earth-Killing Asteroid Could Be Deflected With Paintballs

Dallas had the offbeat idea of replacing the often busy landscape of video games with a totally white field and challenging players to explore their surroundings using paintballs to reveal the environment.

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