We work with over-complicated stuff involving lots of over-complicated jargon made up by self-important digit-heads who like to keep people in the dark because it makes them feel more important.

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The plan, which Buffett floated to the companies last week, would effectively give the Omaha billionaire control over the companies' good books and leave them to deal with the bad stuff: credit-derivatives exposure that threatens to swamp their over-leveraged capital bases.

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While Guthman says he never collected his militia gear as an investment--"I love this stuff, " he says, simply--values have risen over the years.

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And while they can quickly overwhelm a small area, the reproductive members of the species don't fly, so to move over large distances, they have to hitchhike -- in your stuff.

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There's a risk of complacency (not, to be fair, from the first minister - he wants his prints all over this issue) that Scotland has the windy, wavy stuff, and the rest of the "Saudi Arabia of renewables" rhetoric will surely make us oil sheikh rich.

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