There is no alternative to machine lubrication outside of oil.

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It is believed a JCB was used to force the cash machine from an outside wall at the Spar, with a white Vauxhall Movano driven in convoy with the Frontera.

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At the beginning of each day, the machine has to cut grass outside the Welsh Musuem of Speed to prove it qualifies as a lawnmower.

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MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Spanish police vehicles topped with machine guns were standing guard outside the American, British and Israeli embassies in the Spanish capital as security was beefed up ahead of the likely war in Iraq, CNN observed Wednesday.

CNN: Spain steps up embassy security

Charlene Ellis, 18, and her friend Letisha Shakespeare, 17, died in a hail of machine gun bullets as they stood outside a new year party in Aston, Birmingham, on 2 January 2003.

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Then Romesha and his soldiers came up with another plan: Go outside and lay down heavy fire from the machine guns as an airstrike targeted a village nearby that militants were using as a staging area, giving the three soldiers -- Larson, Mace and Sgt.

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Let me tell you, when you're standing outside the hotel watching your scissor-door death machine get dragged up onto a flatbed, nobody feels sorry for you.

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From the outside, the device looks a little like a vending machine with a really cool touchscreen and no windows.

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While Gov. Ed Rendell's powerful Democratic machine is a threat, Pennsylvania remains predominately conservative, especially outside its urban centers.

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And for those who fancy a real outside bet, the firm is also offering 100 to 1 that the machine will discover God.

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