My sister said I was the crazy one, rattling around the three-story dilapidated mansionour great-grandfather built before he died of syphilis, wondering how I was going to pay the light bill.
Scene One: Here is Al Gore delivering the unwelcome news that we all need to tighten our belts and live more frugal lives, all while he is living in his enormous Tennessee mansion, sucking up more electricity in a single month than most of his Nashville neighbors use in an entire year.