Yes, I've been in papers and magazines, but you never have any idea if anyone actually reads it or pays any attention.

BBC: A painting for the President

"Discrimination of any kind against a country, private person or group of people on account of ethnic origin, gender, language, religion, politics or any other reason is strictly prohibited and punishable by suspension or expulsion, " it reads.

CNN: FIFA queries Nigeria over reports of lesbian soccer ban

The sorority email is amusing when Michael Shannon reads it on Funny Or Die or when you think of it as a great dark comedy monologue for Parker Posey to recite.

FORBES: The Difference Between Asserting Yourself and Being a Jerk

"Baseball's Most Beloved Park" it reads on a sign by a Fenway doorway, or at least it did the last time I was there.

CNN: Fenway at 100: Love it, revere it, blow it up

On Tuesday, he said he saw two gunmen looking at the plaque outside his house: It reads "Biblioteque de Manuscripts, " or manuscript library, a reference to his grandfather's parchment collection.

WSJ: Historic Timbuktu Texts Saved From Burning

Our brain may only identify one or several of these molecules, but our nose is indiscriminate--it reads them all.

FORBES: Magazine Article

It reads, in part, we are prohibited from confirming or denying any allegation about the test results of any particular player by the collective bargaining agreement, and by court orders.

NPR: Report: A-Rod Tested Positive For Steroids

"Attitude can take away your beauty no matter how good looking you are or it could enhance your beauty, making you adorable, " the tweet reads.

CNN: Boston bombing suspect tweeted 'stay safe'