Board a green flag boat, ignoring those with orange, yellow or no flags, and try to get a seat on the right (starboard) side to avoid the glare of the afternoon sun.

BBC: Take the boat out of Bangkok

Today the United States Government raised the national threat level from an Elevated to High risk of terrorist attack - or from Code Yellow to Code Orange.

BBC: NEWS | Americas | US terror alert: Full text

It has a pure yellow hue with no green or orange modifying color and the color distribution is very even with no visible zoning present, according to a joint statement from USMS and Bid4Assets.

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Put aside that there still is no agreement on how many dead and dying aliens were in the mishap, their color (beige and "yellow-orange, " among others, in addition to the popularly imagined green) or even the specific date when the alleged debacle occurred (various times are given over a three-week period starting in mid-June 1947 and ending just after July 4).

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