The BBC Scotland news website is looking for your practical or humorous solutions by Monday morning for a feature story.

BBC: Skethces

Often, images of Buenos Aires icons such as tango singer Carlos Gardel grace the oval centre of fileteado compositions, and they are almost always accompanied by a phrase or popular saying, whether humorous, emotional or philosophical.

BBC: Learn a true Buenos Aires art form

They don't like to hear excuses -- lame, humorous or otherwise.

WSJ: Psst! You Want to Duck Jury Duty?

Regrettably those chosen were not too co-operative in giving answers quickly or on particularly humorous subject areas - badgers and frogs were two typical answers - so this section wasn't overly successful.

BBC: By Jeff Allum

Brit. (usually humorous or depreciative).

BBC: Disgust: How did the word change so completely?

An amiable Mr Estrada would respond with shoot-from-the-hip answers, or what he considered humorous quips.

ECONOMIST: The Philippines

Perhaps, I missed the "and part humorous" section mentioned by Forbes editor-in-chief Steve Forbes...or, maybe it's a "guy" thing.

FORBES: Magazine Article