" Others were teasing: "Too bad you were asleep when the girls came by" or "I hear you are getting promoted.

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Work-avoidance Michelangelos know how to stay idle while suffering no consequences or, in some cases, even getting promoted.

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Nothing I have done in my career - getting promoted to the Premiership, playing in Europe or scoring a goal - can even compare to such a fantastic experience.

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