Or a nose ring, tattoo or a plastic anything.

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It is a bit like making your body into an ad, which turns it into a commodity (I get the same queasy feeling when I see someone with a Chanel or Louis Vuitton logo tattoo).

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Six players from the Ohio State Buckeyes were suspened by the NCAA for selling or trading uniforms and other memorabilia to a Columbus tattoo-parlor owner, according to the Columbus Dispatch.

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The company positions its Nines Tactical Earphones, as a lifestyle brand catering more to the urban gamer, Top Gear or tattoo genre.

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It suggests using a ferromagnetic ink, which includes compounds like iron or iron oxide, for the tattoo.

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Yet as inevitably turned out in order to be able to write a letter in less time that it would take to tattoo it onto the skin of a carrier pigeon you actually needed a Pentium with 8 MB or RAM in order to be able to use the new Windows.

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