Because Mike is only a bunch of mathematical algorithms, he can change hairdos or sport a mustache with only a few keystrokes.

FORBES

"Movember is the perfect excuse for men to trial facial hair, especially those who worry about not being able to grow a full beard or mustache, " she says.

WSJ: The Bearded Man

Already it had been compared with the mustache of a sea captain, or a Brooklyn bartender, or that of a cable repairman who wasn't really there to fix the cable.

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