The April jobs estimate range survey that between 15, 000 and 215, 000 jobs were created is so wide as to not only be useless but dangerous as well.

FORBES: The Aftermath of Friday's BLS 'Findings'

That also means it's pretty useless if you only want to schlep one bag around, so it looks like we're stuck with the Bucket Dance for now -- hey TSA, would pockets on the sides be such a threat to our nation's security?

ENGADGET: Skooba makes with the pictures of TSA-friendly bags (update: not really)