Mr. Jenkins joked the only noise pollution he has heard of late is Canadian singer Celine Dion.

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When told in the 1970s that it is unbecoming for a cardinal to ski, he joked that it is only unbecoming for a cardinal to ski badly.

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"It only took 15 years, " joked Graham.

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Tax and estate planners have always joked about the certainty of only two things in life: death and taxes.

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Paul joked that he was probably the only doctor ever supported by an artist spouse.

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The prime minister, in the US "while unemployment reaches another high", might fancy a waiver on "American Spin", she joked, while "Final Approach" was the only horse for the health secretary.

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"The deal not only let the fox into the henhouse, " Mr. Rosen joked.

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Only a rare mistake by goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, who had previously joked that it's sometimes boring between the sticks for Bayern, allowed Arsenal to pull a goal back on Tuesday.

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Obama joked with an unusually formal-dressed Zuckerberg that he is the only person who can get Zuckerberg to wear a suit and tie.

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