When I was studying engineering, I wired a circuit board incorrectly, and a small mushroom cloud of smoke rose from one of the components.

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The conference dropped four of Monday's first five, with Ohio State falling to Florida in the Gator, Nebraska losing badly to South Carolina in the Capital One, Penn State doing likewise to small-conference Houston in the TicketCity and Wisconsin getting beat by Oregon in the Rose Bowl.

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