Midfielder Michael Bradley, giving his usual fearless and indefatigable effort, delivered a deft pass on the left side to Fabian Johnson, one of Klinsmann's German transplants, who sent the ball into the middle of the penalty area to Jozy Altidore.

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Indeed, the prospect of Core i3 owners chaining themselves to HDD cages in defense of their upgrade rights may yet come to pass, and no one would want to be on the wrong side of that.

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Loan signing Fortune, who was one of the bright sparks for the home side, collected a pass from playmaker Borja Valero before twisting away from Steven Taylor far too easily and spearing a fine strike into the bottom left corner.

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