But if you do decide to go for it, then go all the way: turn your mouth into one big sound bite spigot and make sure the reporter has every single media morsel he she could dream of.

FORBES: Connect

One other thing: if the spread and running QBs are here to stay, the big smash mouth linebacker is going to be extinct.

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It's also become more common for individual web sites to solicit donations for all sorts of big requests - from supporting the families of Sandy Hook victims to fixing one's mangled mouth.

BBC: Crowdfunding etiquette: How to give wisely