Father Robert Oliver, a lawyer from Boston, was speaking after being named as the Vatican's "Promoter of Justice".

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While directors like Oliver Stone and Robert Altman cast him in their films, nothing really made much of an impact.

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Oliver (7) has blossomed into a fluent French speaker, and his little brother, Robert (4) can grunt his way through most situations!

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