Even though we may wax nostalgic for the good old days of vinyl and DVDs and the dust-collectors inthe garage, just remember that owning an album never bestowed unlimited rights.
Never mind the WWII-style evacuee dress we've also just had to buy for the class assembly - I remember going to school wrapped in an olddust sheet to be a shepherd.
But modern would-be immortals know that old-fashioned cure-alls, like the ground mummy dust to which hopeful aristocrats turned in medieval times, were only so much quackery.