And 18-year-old Simoti Majhi struggles through life with a hunched back and a useless right hand.

CNN: NUCLEAR FALLOUT

The 47-year-old said he shouted at Dean and called him "useless" after the 25 September match but later apologised.

BBC: Blackpool manager Ian Holloway given touchline ban

When are you deemed old enough to know what it is you would like to study and don't get useless figures shoved down your throat by people who seem to think that everyone in the world cares about politics and economics so they all will study it, regardless of whether they are studying art?

BBC: The A-level student

You can find strong statistics, and useless investment signals from butter production in Bangladesh, the US population of 9 year old kids, and now, in a dramatic breakthrough, relating average penis size to GDP growth, a key measure of stock market returns around the world.

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