Please Oh Please, we sigh and sob!

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And, of course, some of the other reporters weighed in and said, oh, please, they took it out context.

NPR: Latino Bloggers Watch 2008 Candidates Closely

Oh and please tell me how your austerity is really necessary while you know as well as I do the republican plan is more contingent upon growth than any other factor.

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Oh, and please don't call this National Public Radio.

NPR: Military Contractor Blackwater Changes Its Name

Oh yes, and please feel free to leave your comments.

BBC: A new chapter for the North East

Oh, and can someone please get Cyberdyne some WD-40?

ENGADGET: Cyberdyne HAL robotic arm hands-on (video) Hands-on

Oh, let's talk about tragedy, but please, please, please don't show the real results.

CNN: America should see the Newtown carnage

Oh, and when we talked to local people, could we please remember that many of them are not sophisticated and might not understand my questions, so could I please try not to embarrass them?

BBC: Humphrys in China

Oh, yes, one other rule: only one stable per person, please.

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