Oh men, how long will your hearts be closed, will you love what is futile and seek what is false?

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"They are facing tomorrow's challenges with yesterday's men - oh, and one woman, " he declared.

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Grown men were reaching out and grabbing someone, saying, 'Oh my gosh!

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Melanie Amaro's thumpin' dance version of Adele's "Someone Like You" (help, I'm dying inside) featured the "American Horror Story" crossover none of us ever expected: Dozens of black-suited Rubber Men dancing robotically around her as she angrily belted out sad and pensive lyrics for...oh, I don't know, maybe 45 seconds?

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But the three wise men -- the reason -- (sign falls off wall) -- uh-oh, I thought that was the cookies going down.

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