Oh and just wait until you get on their network.

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Oh wait, she was actually just playing herself.

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Oh, you look gorgeous now, but just you wait!

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And, oh yeah, then wait a little more -- just until you get to the point where the by-then-dated phone is a distant memory in your mind and you couldn't possibly care less about its release (much to Palm's chagrin, undoubtedly).

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