Get off the roller coaster.

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When the Space Mountain roller coaster falls off its tracks in Florida, California vacationers will still have plenty of time to get Mickey's autograph before peacefully evacuating the park.

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The roller coaster that plunged off a pier in Seaside Heights, N.

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It will not sweep homes off their foundations, uproot trees, smash cars, carry roller coasters out to sea.

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But according to the Rule of the Roller Coaster, the only ones who get hurt are those who jump off in the middle.

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