He bought a share in the association, which owns two boats and has its head offices in Port O'Connor at the head of Matagorda Bay.

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"If I know there's a trophy here, I can sit forever, " he says, motioning to a small bucket that serves as a Port-O-John.

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Which, sadly, will be months too late for strategically teaming up with Bonnaroo so tech-savvy music fans can olfactorily brag to everyone back home with the familiar summer festival smell of a hot Port-O-John.

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Consider the job of port-o-potty cleaner.

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Jim O'Toole from the Port of Mostyn said experts believed the tides would not be high enough until next Saturday.

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Digicel Chairman Denis O'Brien attends an interview with Reuters at the company's headquarters in Port-au-Prince, in this picture taken December 18, 2012.

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"Provided the emergency generators worked and had enough power, they would have been able to return to port under their own power, but much slower, " said Andrew O.

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PORT-AU-PRINCE Jan 16 (Reuters) - When Irish billionaire Denis O'Brien set about building a cellphone company in the western hemisphere's poorest country, there was no shortage of skeptics.

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