And ye did not notice till ye slid right down and the water was up yer shoulders, oh mammy.

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If ye did not know people ye just followed a boat ye liked.

NPR: Excerpt: 'Kieron Smith, boy'

Ask not, and ye shalt not know.

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They did not listen if ye asked them a question.

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Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.

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Its tail whished and it was away or else it did not and stayed there, so if ye grabbed it and ye got it and it did not get away.

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Here it sloped sharp into the water, so ye did not get too close.

NPR: Excerpt: 'Kieron Smith, boy'

Ye did not know except it was dirt, cats were always in dirt.

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The Chinese youngsters will be up against the likes of Europe's Ryder Cup captain Paul McGinley and Scotland's Ryder Cup player Paul Lawrie at the Binhai Lake course, but if Ye finds that youth is not quite a match for experience he has a secret weapon to hand.

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My maw did not want me to but my da said I could, it was a good life and ye saved yer money, except if ye were daft and done silly things.

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