No matter how remote the risk, is it not worth paying almost anything not to fry?

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OK, not quite, the aim is not to fry the chips (sorry, English pun there) but to cool them.

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Both plays started out at Shakespeare's Globe, but critics were not invited to review Fry's performance in Twelfth Night until its West End transfer.

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"I want to remind people that if they're going to eat shrimp, and it is low fat, it's not going to help them if they fry it or eat in a high fat sauce or recipe, " said Barbara Howard of the American Heart Association.

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Maybe American Airlines won't go out of business by not playing ball with the complaint sites, but the small fry might have to pay attention.

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