Not known as an alarmist, he is now pressing the red alert button.

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And if that's not enough to keep you hooked from your armchair, just one press of the red button will give viewers access all our regular interactive services during the game , including...

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Maybe not, but a Red Button version launched last fall netted 1.5 million users right off the bat, and the Beeb expects to build on that more by moving to mobile devices.

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In the joke, a large arrow points to a red button and reads, emphatically, DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON.

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Alonso's pole was Ferrari's first since the 2008 Brazilian Grand Prix and with Button qualifying second fastest, it will be the first race this season that will not feature a Red Bull on the front row.

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