I'm by myself in a bathroom in Denver, and I guess that's how the comedy trip ended, not funny ha-ha but funny peculiar.

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He said the ha-ha was not illuminated or fenced and he did not see any warning signings.

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On the other hand, no James Bond theme -- not "Goldfinger, " not "Live and Let Die, " not "Nobody Does It Better, " not even anything by Matt Munro, A-ha or Madonna -- has ever won an Oscar, so 007 is overdue.

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So it's like, ah ha, this is why this youngster is not doing that because he would have done it, but guess what?

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