We know how to spell "love" if you want to spell "love, " but "luv" is not a real word.

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Penguin Books was denied its request for the transfer of penguin.org from a man with the nickname Penguin, and pop star Sting will have to find a different domain after his demand for sting.com was rejected on the grounds that sting was not his real name and was a common word.

CNN: Technology - 'Cybersquatters:' Invading big names' domains

The Vatican Bank - known officially as the Institute for Works of Religion - has hitherto exempted itself from international banking regulations on the grounds that it is not a real bank in the normal sense of the word, our correspondent says.

BBC: Vatican sets up watchdog to combat money laundering

"Any employee who is not creating value does not have a real job in the MBM sense of the word, " Koch writes, although a worker on the assembly line might consider his weekly paycheck real enough.

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About the real-world ecological risks of genetically manipulated crops - not a single word.

BBC: Getting an appetite for biotechnology

Even if you did not understand a word - and, to be fair, it was aimed at real students of science - it was hard to dislike what Jim Al-Khalili, theoretical physicist and TV presenter describes as "the undiluted geekiness of it".

BBC: Patrick Moore to Brian Cox - A history of TV science

Here was this towering foreigner who knew not a word of his language and insisted on calling him Jimmy because she found his real name difficult to pronounce.

ECONOMIST: Elizabeth Vining