For the whole transcript, which includes a perfectly worded non-comment about HP's future smartphone plans, see the source below.

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Got a (non-trollish) comment on this comment-related law?

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Application Security, Inc. wanted to offer up a security expert to comment on the non-existent breach.

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An Ilitch spokeswoman declined to comment, citing a non-disclosure agreement with the Pistons.

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We've reached out to the company for comment, but we anticipate the response to be predictably non-committal.

ENGADGET

We won't know anything for sure until the wraps are taken off and have reached out to the company for comment, but we anticipate the response will be predictably non-committal.

ENGADGET

Unfortunately, we were given a non-functional dummy unit to play with so we can't comment on things like screen quality or subjective performance.

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By the way, the above comment was actually made by an Emory Law School professor at commencement to non-dribbling law school grads that are less likely to get a million dollar signing bonus.

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Judge Susan Nelson made a comment wondering aloud whether the NFL had operated legally in locking out a group of non-unionized employees.

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It was that level of fiscal prudence that led Lennon's predecessor at St Mirren, Gus MacPherson, to comment that he would have more money to spend in charge of at a team in England's non-league tier.

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