Still no cops or University Police.

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No cops on the beat.

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No firefighters or cops were fired, but public swimming pools and libraries were shut.

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And if things got hot, there were no rules of engagement for private cops like him.

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Guess whom those local cops, many of whom have no training in the enforcement of immigration law, often suspect?

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Knowing full well that the last thing residents in Camden could stomach would be fewer cops on the streets, the unions said no to the mayor's request, essentially daring her to make the threatened cuts.

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No to putting more teachers back in our classrooms, more cops back on the beat, more firefighters back to work.

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When I was in prison, the most popular TV show among the inmates was COPS. Believe it or not, there was no greater joy for an inmate than seeing someone else who was in more trouble than they were.

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At no point, though, does anyone do anything as rash or insensitive as call the cops.

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