It looks to me that you could get a nice total return.

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So if you feel the need to do nice things for me, bring something along these lines to my beach rental.

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Sorry, somebody emailed me about that and then I blew it -- nice to see you.

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And dear readers, you know I love you but for future reference, if you want to show your support for me, a quick comment below or a nice email will do.

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And then, eventually, you know, maybe having some kids and finding me a nice husband, which are hard to find nowadays.

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