From my first day in office, I made the fight against impunity a top UN priority.

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Then, one day at work, I made fun of my inability to spell.

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The salsa turned out to be my favorite dish of everything we made that day, although I would not throw rocks at the sopa de flor de calabaza.

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Without consulting Nate Silver, or the even more prescient Sam Wang, I made my own prediction (privately) the day before the election that you would indeed win by a wide margin.

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After that fateful day of clarity, I made a decision to change my life.

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In my day job I provide some of the metals that some of those renewables are made from.

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On the day of the San Francisco Giants World Series parade, I made my way to the corner of California and Montgomery where I was sure I had a pretty good vantage to watch the players roll by in their rubber-wheeled cable cars.

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Each day my wife and I count ourselves lucky that we were ahead of our time and not made to suffer for it.

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When I ring the helpline the next day, I am told that I made the mistake to faithfully copy the details of my tax notice.

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