They assume the trigger for a euro implosion will be a Greek euro exit, which they believe is inevitable and desirable, much like the collapse of the gold standard.

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But morels are the treasure everyone's really looking for, rare as gold and priced much like it.

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Even in the case of precious metals like gold and palladium, she said recovery of scrap is much higher if the printed circuit boards are manually removed, rather than being thrown in a shredder.

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This will be bad for gold, which has been moving higher on the charts in a parabolic fashion, much like it was early in 1980 shortly before topping.

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The popular exchange-traded funds like the SPDR Gold (GLD) ETF and very low interest rates are making it much easier and less costly for private investors to own it as well.

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