The next morning, some 36, 000 villagers were swept into oblivion by tidal waves more than 100 feet high, set in motion when the volcanic island of Krakatoa blew itself to bits.

FORBES: Don't Go Near The Volcano

The original Wii made waves, with gaming traditionalists up in arms about motion controls and legions of new casual gamers lining up to play, but the Wii U is less revolutionary.

FORBES: Nintendo Cuts Forecast on Weak Wii U Sales

Oh, and just in case this whole saga wasn't sordid enough already, the "leaked document" making all these waves today is actually a statement by TechCrunch's lawyer made in support of a motion to enjoin Fusion Garage from selling the JooJoo, and it's been publicly available since February 22, when it was first filed -- you can check the whole thing in the PDF below.

ENGADGET: More bad juju for JooJoo: shipping delays, pre-sale questions