Under the scheme, meat for export must be prepared separately, in dedicated plants with yet another layer of inspections and checks, including the need to guarantee the mother of any stock slaughtered was alive six months after it was born.

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His father worked as a bartender, his mother as a maid and stock clerk.

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Because the majority of her shares are Class A common stock, the mother of two does not enjoy the supervoting 10-to-1 status afforded by Class B shares.

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And his core stock pickers at the Gabelli mother ship Gamco Investors are similarly equipped with the ability to spot smart investment opportunities.

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By now, everyone and their mother know that the U.S. stock market is a losing bet.

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There's nothing mysterious about the Once-ler now reduced to stock character No. 14-B (young man eager to prove to his unloving mother that he can be a success).

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Mr. McGee also allegedly tipped off a co-worker, Michael Zirinsky, who purchased stock in his own trading accounts, as well as those of his wife, sister, mother and grandmother, the SEC said.

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