But Steve, your persistence of the black mock turtleneck and baggy Levi's 501 jeans uniform is disconcerting.

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Unlike most corporate executives, who wear suits and ties, Jobs was committed to his chosen uniform of a black mock turtleneck, blue jeans and New Balance sneakers.

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Sort of a white mock turtleneck with buttons.

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In its latest effort, a Steve Jobs avatar (clearly fictional because his trademark black mock turtleneck looks more like a V-neck), magically morphs into a ninja and starts flinging throwing stars around the airport when he's stopped.

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