The German song"Miss Kiss Kiss Bang" featured American artiste Dita Von Teese flinging an array of her clothing to the floor in an attempt to spice up the tedious music.
If the Frenchman's first-choice midfield five of Samir Nasri, Cesc Fabregas, Alexandre Song, Abou Diaby, and Andrey Arshavin are all fit, will one of them miss out to accommodate an in-form Wilshere?