The one decent track, the instrumental Zero Zero is restricted to 1min 43 seconds when it surely should have been allowed to expand into a sprawling epic.
If you brew a green tea at 80C for 2 minutes, you will not observe a (statistically significant) difference in taste versus 1min at 90C or 30 seconds at boiling.
Wiggins is now 18th overall and will force his Team Sky bosses to make key tactical decisions as Swede Thomas Lovkvist is now their best-placed rider, 1min 44 sec ahead of the team leader.
Former Kent and England bowler Min Patel, who took 1-37 for the MCC, believes there is little difference between the new and old balls and sees no reason why the pink version will not be used in future internationals.
Substitute Son Heung-min hit the post in the 64th minute but finally made it 4-1 with nine to play with a fierce shot that went in off the underside of the bar -- but the midfielder saw another effort rebound off the woodwork.