Not to be outdone, a quote from international development minister Mike Foster was produced.

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Shrewsbury notched up 187-5 in a game reduced to 25 overs, Reece O'Connell (58) and Ed Foster (37) proving the main contributors, while Cannock off spinner Mike Talbot took 4-64.

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