Michael: Please mate, I can't get in the house, my babies are upstairs.

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"Can we swap her for Michael Moore please" said one Scottish journalist who'd read what she was planning to say.

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Michael: God please help me.

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It should also please East Belfast MLA Michael Copeland, who famously delivered a filibuster speech on the topic of welfare reform, and was rumoured to have been increasingly unhappy about the prospect of the UUP backing the bill once again.

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First of all, can everybody please give a huge round of applause to Michael for his service to our country.

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Mr. MICHAEL SHEEN: (As Tony Blair) Will someone please save these people from themselves?

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