Watching paint dry is a mere instance compared to watching ice form, but each year the organizers have to wait patiently for a solid layer of at least 30 centimeters before declaring the event safe.
You can speed it up to mere hours by pouring the wine form the bottle into a decanter and maximizing the surface area in contact with the atmosphere, but this still takes too long and leaves you with another tricky thing to clean.
That is why the people have a chance a mere two years after the president gets elected to give him a midterm report card in the form of Congressional elections.
The Pontipee brothers, after all, are trapped in a dull, generic plot when they're not leaping over sawhorses, whereas there's a knowing awareness of form to Dr. Frank-N-Furter's gyrations that goes way beyond mere choreography.