And because, in this particular cafeteria, Sloppy Irony Sandwiches are on the menu five days a week, we may as well accept how they taste at this point.

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When each day is through, clove the door on your Shangri-La Hotel room and enjoy five-star features like a pillow menu, a bedside control panel and a flat-screen TV.

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The menu at The Melt, he says, will include five grilled cheese options, five soups, and five suggested combos.

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An easy-to-use wheel helps to adjust the focus, while a five-way key pad helps to navigate the menu.

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Of the nine panels on the Dash's new home screen, for example, three were essential, five were advertisements and one was dedicated to a Kinect-specific sub menu.

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The menu was scrawled in Magic Marker across a whiteboard, and almost nothing cost more than five dollars.

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This is why restaurants give you a menu while you wait, and why doctors put you in the examination room twenty-five minutes before your examination actually begins.

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This is the only restaurant in Ecuador to have received the five-star Diamond award from the American Academy of Hospitality Sciences, reflecting its impeccable menu and service.

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